Oblong reasearch

Hello. Welcome to the oblong zone. I created this page to detail my findings about the bubbus oblong. I will continue to update this as I see fit.



book of bubbus, r.i.p., 29-8-22


Crypt Delver Jameson Bagdad III sadly has succomb to his greater fate. It is written that Jameson had attacked Gammameat with the Sacred Bubbus in his Quincy Quarry delve of 2019. The book he unearthed is a testiment to his great skills, dedication, and passion. His passing will not go in vain. The reasons for his demise is completely unknown, we will work greatly to give his family closure. To support Jamesons family get in contact with the Quebec council of Bubbus. We are processing the Book of Bubbus and will provide further information ASAP. The book emits a powerful light which gives the feeling of comfort and sadness. The light will not turn off despite our efforts. Storage as a result is inside a 18ft lead box. Our members processing this book are well equiped with GUNNAR EXP25 lenses amoung other PPE. If you are interested in participating in the processing of the Book of Bubbus please contact the Quebec council of Bubbus.


[Pictured book of bubbus]



smear properties of the bubbus oblong, n.t., 22-8-22



Today i observed the smear properties of the bubbus oblong. Stretching a bubbus extends its length beyond what one would think is initially possible. Through the use of the bubbus expander [N.T. 2017], we managed to find a way to smear the bubbus oblong to negative values.


[Pictured negative stretch of the bubbus oblong]


As you would expect, the bends are accentuated into near infinity in all directions. Using our measuring equipment, we noticed that the colors weren't as vibrant as our calculations had led us to believe. This led us down a long rabbit hole of deconstructing and reconstructing the oblong analyzer inside of the bubbus expander. One of our researchers found a clarical error in doing so and we were able to reintegrate the long arduous process of reanalyzation. After about six weeks and maybe a party or two we landed on the finalized snapshot of the smeared bubbus oblong. I have converted our short film of the event into an image viewable on this page!


[Pictured recalculated smear of the bubbus oblong]