FACTS [and the greater creation of the bubbus itself]


thomas "papa" bird is the creator of bubbus.mom, but importantly he is PAPA. Papa always plays league of legends and never gets salty. He loves all his children and treats them with respect and sincerity. Papa is planning on making an empire of bubbus where he speaks in goo goo gaga. Tomas also has a gigantic COCK and I've SEEN it. tomma is also the king and queen of bubbus he reproduces asexually to create all his beautiful children. this chick was born here in bubbus. she's about 10 years old and you can tell by her face that she's had a hard life. She only just recently started playing league of legends and now she plays every day with no end in sight. She probably could be a pro player if she wanted too but we're not gonna let her get big headed so she'll stay in the scene for awhile. Her name is Deezee and she likes eating cucumber slices while listening to the black eyed peas. this dude is from the uk and he plays like a dream. He's been here for 2 weeks and already he's one of our best players. His name is Connor and he's super gay and always talks about how he's such a good kisser. Connor has a huge cock and is very nice to girls. He says hello to everybody at the door and always takes out the garbage before bed.